Reality TV's first family of dysfunction features rock icon turned domesticated dad Ozzy Osbourne, matriarch Sharon and teenagers Jack and Kelly. Ozzy's half-baked antics and incoherent rhetoric are surprisingly endearing (albeit peppered with profanity and incredibly---bleeping---vulgar). His kooky brood's adventures, a perfect mix of the mundane (house-training pets) and the magnificent (Ozzy and Sharon dine at the White House), struck a chord with TV critics and viewers alike.