Absolutely Fabulous is a British sitcom written by and starring Jennifer Saunders, and co-starring Joanna Lumley, Julia Sawalha and June Whitfield. It was broadcast on the BBC from 1992 to 2005, and is popularly referred to as Ab Fab.
Someone call social services. It's all here: criminals putting their kids at risk, neglecting the kids to go swinging, writing letters to your kid to tell them their life isn't worth living, violence, drug addicts, seriously poor decisions, and knitting needles, dahling.