Jenn and Em are two quirky best friends trying to make it in Hollywood as "the quirky best friend." Desperate to get their faces out there, they crop dust a neighborhood with their headshots, send t-shirts of their likenesses to directors (only to find them on homeless people), and all the while parading through town in absurdly "quirky" hats and glasses. On the way to chasing their dream, they must evade evictions, hit and run lawsuits, and the wrath of the tyrannous old lady running their favorite eatery. But it all might be worth it once they finish their roles as the "quirky nuns" in something called a "Skin-emax flick."