``House Crashers,'' ``Bath Crashers,'' ``Room Crashers,'' ``Yard Crashers'' ... it was just a matter of time before the centerpiece of any home was incorporated into the ``Crashers'' franchise, and for a woman to front one of its shows. ``Kitchen Crashers'' features the design skills of host Alison Victoria, who, before putting those skills to use, has to convince unsuspecting shoppers at home improvement stores to take her home with them so she and her crew can completely remake -- free of charge! -- their dull kitchen into a designer showcase. Who would walk away from Alison with an offer like that?