No talking AKA The List list.

Don't talk during these. I will rewind if I miss a sentence. I will rewind if I miss a word. I will do this several times, if necessary, to make sure I hear and understand everything that happens. I DON"T CARE IF IT WASN'T IMPORTANT! I will pause the show and stare at you until you realize the rules. If you continue to talk during my stories I will cut you. If you anticipated this reaction and have taken all the knives away and all I have is a spoon, I will bend the spoon until it is sharp…