This week on Gossip Girl everyone reverts to their scheming ways, despite their best intentions.
Blair is trying to choose which of her minions will make a good bridesmaid by putting them through insane, potentially life-threatening obstacle courses. Chuck reacts to finding out his therapist is taking bribes the way he reacts to everything: by being a huge drama queen. Nate spends the entire episode either being whored out by Diana or Ivy, even though he thinks he's the one trying to make Diana jealous. And Serena is accidentally ruining Dan's life while trying to help, the way she always does.